"Let not thy airspeed fall, lest the ground rise to smite thee."
"Never run out of airspeed, altitude, and ideas all at once."
"Aviate, Navigate, Communicate. In that order."
"The three most useless things in aviation are airspace above you, runway behind you, and fuel back at the FBO."
"There are old pilots and there are bold pilots -- but there are damn few old, bold pilots.
"No one has ever collided with the sky."
"Push the stick forward -- houses get bigger.
Pull the stick back -- houses get smaller.
Keep pulling the stick back -- houses get really big really quickly."
"IFR == 'I Follow Roads'."
"Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?"
"Helicopters can't fly -- they're so ugly the Earth repels them."
"Helicopters can't fly -- they just beat the air into submission."